Big School!

15th October 2008

Well, for a start, nobody calls it Big School. Only Me. In my head. In the mornings when I wake up I think ' Waaahhh! Big School! How much longer can I keep this up? I won't get out until I'm 17 and by then I will be past caring.'

Before we started B.S. they gave us a list of rules.This list was very inaccurate indeed. Here are the rules that are not true:

The No Make-Up Rule Isn't True!
Au Contraire ( French for not remotely like it ). Here in year 9 there is not a female-owned pencil case that does not contain at least 3 shades of lipgloss. Mascara matt-black lowered lashes are everywhere you look. (To arrive at school unblackened would be equivalent to arriving carrying a large plaboard saying, "My Mum Won"). And don't forget to pluck your eyebrows,otherwise you will have a monobrow.

Oh Dear. I am finding it very difficult to switch so completely from only sometimes washing my face to all this early morning effort.Why don't they make a rule saying Full Make-Up Compulsory,Monobrows Banned? Then we could all relax..

Well I am only writing the most important rule but there was loads more!

That was the most important rule in Big School...

By the way ...


DON'T CALL IT BIG SCHOOL!